Bring Your Own Shovel

Neither of them meant to do it. no, it was not something they planned to do for the night. Burying a carcass was the last thing on their minds when they went out for a drive. Now, the StarCraft Mobile was stinking with the repulsive mix of alcohol, sweat and blood. Kyuhyun, needless to say, was pissed. He just got it cleaned that morning.

The victim's body was rolled up in Yunho's favorite carpet and Changmin was damn sure that they were both thoroughly screwed. Truth be told, if he weren't hauling the large evidence down the stench ridden car, he would love nothing but to strangle the living bejeezus out of his beloved best friend.
 

"This is all your fault," the taller man said matter-of-factly.

"My fault? My car is scraped in seven different places, thanks to your awesome driving skills. How is it my fault?" snapped Kyuhyun who was still sweating cold and getting paler and paler by the minute.

"We wouldn't be in this shitstorm if you weren't such a spazz. How was I supposed to focus on my driving while you were whining like a little sissy in the passenger's seat?"

"Oh I'm sorry. You were expecting me to calm the fuck down while we were being chased by a police patrol car? You were the one who squealed like a little fangirl when she saw us. Pft… I swear the next time I see her, I will ask her out and you can't do anything about it because you always get a minor brain seizure at the smell of her."

…

…

"Fuck you, Cho." The carpet made a thud on the soft ground.

"Don't use that tone on me, Shim. Have you forgotten that I'm your hyung?"

"By three measly days, you fuckwad. Stop being a prick now and help me with this."

"Keep digging. You shovel like a girl."

"Why don't you help me dig instead of standing there then?" Kyuhyun panted as he took a break from the impossible digging.

"I would, but you are using the only shovel Einstein."

"Well you should have brought your own shovel."

"How am I supposed to know that we will be in this clusterfuck where I would need burry Jjiangi in the middle of nowhere!? I did not sign up for this, I know I can be  pervert but being a murderer is something else!"

"Calm the fuck down Changmin. And stop saying her name, someone might hear us."

***

July 21, Saturday

Two young men were arrested at 2a.m. around Hanam for driving under the influence of alcohol. The two were identified as Cho Kyuhyun and Shim Changmin, both 24. According to P.O.2 Park Yoochun, he chased a black Hyundai Sonata around Seongnam for speeding but lost them after a few turns. He found the vehicle again illegally parked in the middle of the highway, not far from the car he found the owner Cho and Shim burying a dog suspiciously rolled up in a carpet. The dog was later on identified to be owned by a Choi Sooyoung, an officemate of the suspects. Investigations are still on going as to why the two were found burying the dead body of Ms. Choi's dog.